Spoil the Bard so he can afford new and fancy clothes.

Kill Big Boi

Kill your first Billy Bob

Kill a Billy-Goat

Collect your first Wheel of Cheese!

Collect 5 Wheels of Cheese!

Collect 10 Wheels of Cheese

Collect 25 Wheels of Cheese

Collect 50 Wheels of Cheese and make Sheo proud!

Kill the clown in the sewers

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Complete the dungeon 100%

Live out your cowboy dreams and make a triple-shot

Blow up yourself and an enemy with a dynamite barrel

Dodge 20 times

Dodge 100 times

Dodge 500 times

Drink your very first grog

Have three grogs in total

Drink five large grogs at the same time

Kill 100 enemies

Kill 500 enemies

Kill 1000 enemies

Kill the Ent

Catch fire

Put out the fire

Beat the first Flappy Knight level in the arcade machine.

Kill your first Fungoid Bob

Find a pair of Deal-with-it glasses

Find all 6 pairs of Deal-with-it glasses

Eat your first Garden Gnome

Eat 100 Gnomes

Eat 500 Gnomes

Kill a Grenadier with your bare hands

Kill you first Grenadier

Defeat The Immortal

Kill your first IRS guy

Eat your first grilled chicken

Collect at least 100 eggs

Buy a surpise from Melisande

Make the Bard play another song

Make the Bard play another song while you are drunk

Jump 20 times

Jump 100 times

Jump 500 times

Kill your first Shotgun Knight

Get full strength when Level Up

Get full agility when Level Up

Get full luck when Level Up

Get full protection when Level Up

Kill an enemy using metal bars

Kill yourself with metal bars

Find and buy the HoverCraft 2500™

Kill your first Orc Hipster

Loot 6 drunken orcs

Kill your first Orc Noob

Kill your first Orc Warmaiden

Read a book from a bookshelf

Release all the chains

Pick up a Mistlefoe

Use the stinky outhouse

Visit a place you shouldn't actually visit

Get eaten by a shark

Kill your first Skeleton warrior

Kill your first Sven-Olof

Find the marvelous Chickenator

Get your very first lethal weapon

Whoop Ass 10 times!

Kill your first Grumpy Worm

Get the Jetpack 2000 by cheating