Spend at least 100 loops in Rue Valley.

Sip from Finck's secret stash, or take the purple pill, or either, or both...

Read the full saga of a femme fatale with a sharp tongue and a sharper exit strategy.

Delete all media.

Rue Valley was playing hard to get—but you got everywhere.

Master the machine completely.

Leave no stone unturned and no side gig untouched.

For the discerning palate craving a splash of "what the hell was that"?

Congratulations! Time never stood a chance. You stylishly obliterated every pointless distraction.

Tie Doctor Finck's shoelaces together.

Discover the secret passage in the Kay Ranch.

Master the Rubik's Cube to pass the time.

Shoot Alex Kay.