Defeated Booty The Bootleg starting from the first phase without losing any lives

Defeated Captain Tutorial

Passed the lake fairy's test

Reached the top of the high striker mini-game

Found the immersion breaking meta menu

Allow Lumi to achieve her dream of becoming a dead web browser

Defeated the mastermind through the DEMON route

Defeated the mastermind through the HATE route

Defeated the mastermind through the LOVE route

Defeated the mastermind starting from the first phase without losing any lives, via the HATE route

Murdered a Lumi

Defeated Hartstronk after talking with the time-wasting heart

Opened the mastermind door before receiving its password

Proved a point by taking an unnecessary self imposed challenge of touching some text during a race

Defeated Captain Tutorial starting from the first phase without losing any lives

Played every icon mini game on the desktop

Witnessed a memory that didn't happen. Probably?

Completed all of the stages in the idle game