Uncover all conspiracies in Blockchain

complete all goals on 15 machines

Clock Vostok 2085 once

Complete 30 goals

Complete 60 goals

Complete 99 to do list items

Listen to 10 messages on the answer machine

Land the plane 9 times in UFO Assault

Complete 10 goals

Purchase all personal upgrades

Get to level 3 on adventure mode in Bomb Dudes

Complete Barkanoid

Clear any song with a perfect score on Cyber Dance

Debug an Arcade Machine

Do nothing all day.

Drop 15 balls in one move on Bugai

Feed the Princess in Woodgal's Fruit Crumble.

After upgrading footwear and glasses stare, zoomed in at the floor for 3 seconds

complete all goals on a machine

Buy all upgrades in Strike Gold

Kill 99 Zombies with each weapon in Zombat 2

Complete all objectives for 3 days running

Find and remove 100 pieces of gum

Thump 333 Gophers

Beat all the high scores on Brick, Toad, Racer, Flyguy and Snake in Knuckles and Knees

Unlock and use the NTV Player

Have a daily income of over 2500

Set all machines to max price per play.

Have at least one of each colour ball in play on Graffiti Ballz

$250,000 in the safe

Inflict 5000 damage on the toilet

Clear all 3 cities in Racer Chaser

Fully upgrade your craft in Spacerace

Unlock endless mode in Slime Pipes

Get 3 consecutive golds throwing garbage into the dumpter

Pass level 3 of Line Terror

Visit all of the tourist destinations in Bugai

Bin 250 pieces of trash.

Unlock and listen to all the songs on the jukebox

Kill 9999 zombies in Zombat 2

Empty all 4 hoppers at the start of the game

Replace the King Wash facia and make your father proud

Enter the Laundrette

Shrink the King Wash to expand Arcade Paradise

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Beat Jimmy Goldman in Knuckles and Knees

"...You Knew? How did you know that?!"

Lose everything and end up working at the Bestwurst

Purchase and recieve delivery of your first new Arcade Machine

Pass out in the arcade 10 times

Complete a game of Solitaire

Summon Woodguy Jr in Attack Vector

Pass out in the toilet

Wait a second... I'd recognise that voice anywhere!