"Buy The Game, I Have a Gun" -Sheesh-Man

Send Sheesh-Baby on Earth.

Send Sheesh-Baby on Uranus.

Give Betty a burger made with clay.

Give Betty a Pork Tongue Sandwich.

Give Betty Human Flesh.

Be friendly towards Swag-Girl.

Be mean with Swag-Girl.

Attack the mayor.

Attack Swag-Girl.

Loose everything you ever worked for.

Accept the offer of the mayor.

Refuse the offer of the mayor and become a duck.

Get killed by the mayor using his invisible gun.

Punch a penguin.

Go in space.

Go nowhere.

Destroy the Earth.

Watch all the credits.