For once, make love, not war with Frank.

Complete Amy's main storyline and win her affection.

Complete Amy's Scavenger Hunt path.

Complete Ashley's story by helping her prank her sister!

Give Patrick Rachael's death mix and do what it takes to shut down his site!

Unlock CompuBrah, learn about Patrick's businesses, and maybe, just maybe stop a Skynet situation from playing out.

Go the extra mile when Frank asks for a risque picture of Katherine, and give him something he'll really, really cherish.

Politely listen to all of Patrick's epic backstory.

Help Leah bring the serpent to a swift end, and reap the rewards...

Reach a...climactic moment with two men in one playthrough.

Reach a...climactic moment with four ladies in one playthrough.

Get caught by another character in the middle of some sexy time!

Get Frank to join the D-Club.

Get Ashley drunk and on a path of destruction!

Give Madison a few and see what happens when she takes on the persona of her favorite reality TV star.

Give Steph some liquid courage and find out what she REALLY thinks of her boss!

Do the opposite of this, and get the Game Grumps onto their noble steeds! Yeehaw, and stuff.

Avoid Frank AND Derek's fists at the same time for at least 60 seconds. (No locking doors!)

Make your first impression to every party goer in your birthday suit. (Vickie Not Needed)

Help your gal pal Brittney out by fulfilling her request for a spare shirt.

Crush Frank's self-esteem and his notions about manhood to the point where he can't take it anymore! Buh bye, dude!

Help the Game Grumps leave the party using the magic of virtual reality!

Defeat Frank 1-on-1 without any sparring or combat training.

Help Derek take the higher path, and instead of getting revenge on Madison, make a more wholesome choice.

Help Derek get back at Madison for subjecting him to all her mind games.

Watch the Game Grumps cause a scene 8 times in one playthrough. Don't forget to subscribe, thumbs up, rate me, updoot, etc.

Make every guest of the opposite sex at the party absolutely hate you. (Guests you have to invite not included.)

Inspect at least 30 items in one playthrough.

Complete Katherine's main storyline and help her get back at her boyfriend.

Can you give more to Brittney than just a boring old shirt? Take your relationship to new heights and find out!

Peg Frank with a "bedroom accessory" while he is dancing on the roof. Uh, we meant nail. Erm, hit. Ugh, you get it.

Get Vickie Vixen to show up at the party.

Provide a little inspiration, a bit of fitness guidance, and a nutritional treat to increase Leah's power level.

Liven up the scenery by getting three or more partygoers to enjoy the rest of the night while showing varying amounts of skin.

Outside of "Derek Smash!", get Patrick beaten up 5 times in one playthrough.

Yeah I mean...you can, but why would you?

Experience a better life through chemistry, and shed six pounds at the same time! Thanks Laxapas!

Complete Rachael's storyline and win her affection.

Convince Leah to abandon her lawful ways...and survive!

Smooth talk your way into Ashley's affection without completing her main storyline.

Sweet talk your way into unlocking the special social ability of the vaunted dumpster raccoon.

Give Frank a concussion, then take advantage of the situation and free the booze!

Meet all of the characters at the party in one playthrough.

Say no to milk, drink school, and help Stephanie discover her true calling in life.

Get to the bottom of Patrick and Rachael's drama, and help Pat win her over!

Throw the hottest, longest, pinkest thing you can find at it. Obviously. Do we have to tell you everything?

Punch Frank, Derek, and Patrick when they're not looking and not in combat, all in one playthrough.

Take the high road by not sleeping with Madison and experience the wonders of friendship with Derek.

Experience a magical, non-violent, artistic moment with Frank.

Show off your artistic skills and ruin a friendship to get a reward from Madison!

Get Brittney to realize who would really make her happy. Then, play wingwoman and help her score!

Get Brittney to realize who would really make her happy. Then, see if she'll share a little bit of that pleasure with you.

Complete Vickie's "Good Guests Gone Bad" Opportunity with Vickie and another "special friend".

Complete Vickie's main storyline for a "hot" ending.

Stoke the fires of rivalry within Brittney by giving her an extremely fishy gift.

They're smarter than they look! Experience the Easter Egg ending of Lety's content.

Reverse pickpocket an item into Patrick's pants during "Disrupt the Disruptor".

Successfully interrupt Leah and Lety's conversation with a popper, from very long range.

Complete "Memory Lane" and convince Derek you take your past as seriously as he does.

Uncover the fate of Purgalicious and present the evidence to Derek.

Complete the Opportunity "Vida La Lety".

Fail the Doja Cat DLC before you even get her to the party.

Make the holidays merrier by hanging Nana's special mistletoe.

Successfully pull off one of the greatest backyard concerts ever.

Accidentally make Doja Cat go for a swim.

Listen to the soothing sounds of nature, directly from Doja Cat.

Catch drunk Amala red-handed with some hedge trimmers.

Get all the party guests involved in a snowball fight.

You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn't stop to think if you should... be wasting time with this.