Run on the beach in slow motion

Give Big Foot some shoes

Find the perfectly round boulder

Find That clown

Become an Egg

Lick the croissant

Unlock all the achievements

Become Queen of all the goats

Complete all Instincts

Find all movie tapes

Jump off all Ramps

Equip the [REDACTED] while playing as [REDACTED] with the [REDACTED] fur

Get flung out of the map

Run naked on the football field

Use your Kärring to knock another Kärring down

Synchronize with all the Goat Towers

Find all Trinkets

Make like Pinocchio and get eaten!

Start the Alien invasion

Lick a banana as an Abominana

Find the secret garage

Unlock the Capra Erectus

Goat Castle - Reach S Tier

Goat Castle - Reach F Tier

Enter the super secret container rave

You touched the servers

Buy the Gators shoes

Find the trainstation

Sit through the entire yoga session

Goat Castle - Reach B Tier

Sit through the intro

Find the shady merchant

Get squirted on by the Fossil Fuel mascot

Goat Castle - Reach A Tier

Redecorate the entire Goat Castle

Goat Castle - Reach E Tier

Interact with the shrunken shrink house

Goat Castle - Reach C Tier

Goat Castle - Reach D Tier

Complete all Baadlands Instincts

Drive 42.195 km with your motorcycle

Open the Vault

Make a pineapple pizza

Jump off all Ramps

Find all Baadlands Trinkets

Fully Upgrade Pilgor Town

Find all Golden Wheels

Find all Broken Relics

Complete all Instincts

Lick Speedy while looking like Speedy

Find all Multiverse Trinkets

Get flattened while driving the Trojan Goat

Complete all Hooferdome Courses

Drive a compacted vehicle

What a cop-out

Take a ride on Charons boat

Find the Deep Stone

Sit through the whole history documentary

Experience the entire Black Meze tour

Find the Kidney Stone

Find the Knowledge Stone

Find the Space Stone

Help all the patients as Dr. Pilgor

Lick the flying train