Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it
Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades
Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row
Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam
Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber
Collect all Alien Artifacts
Collect all posters
Collect all songs
Complete all odd jobs
Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch
Phone home
Throw a cop through a donut with PK
Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map
Demolish a public toilet on each map
Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling
Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK
Invade Albion
Invade Bay City
Invade Solaris
Invade Takoshima
Invade Tunguska
Destroy a tool in Bay City
Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima
Destroy the crab behind the curtain
Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion
Destroy a majestic presence in Albion
Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body
Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima
Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle
Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska
Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)
Rifle through your Furonigami collection
Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart
Ascend Takoshima Tower
Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone
S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption
Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.
S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption
S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption
Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon
Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone
Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone