You found the birthday girl and gave her a present! Whoo!

Manifested a magnificent Marvagh matrimony!

Planned a perfect Petrardian party!

You encountered the first of many landmines in Lil' Guardsman. Good job!

You were visited by the ghost King Oswin! And heard some Shakespeare!

Your actions led to Gary turning to the dark side

Your choices have led to the best ending, with the Sprawl repelling the invading army!

Your choices have led to the second best ending, with the Sprawl failing to repel the invading army

You defeated Tyronius before he could use the chronometer once! (Is this your second playthrough?)

You are either very smart or very lucky: all of the contestants survived!

You encouraged Beverley to embark upon a perilous quest!

Your actions prevented Gary from turning to the dark side

Your incessant calls to Malcolm led to a terrible curse taking hold. Quack!

You heard Lil say triple barf to a visiting head of state!

You vaporized goblinball legend Saruna Goodfoot!

Your choices led to hearing Tyronius' speech blaming you for all the terrible things that happened!

Your choices led to hearing Tyronius' speech about economics. What!?

Your choices led to hearing Tyronius' speech involving Petrardian forces taking the digsite

Your choices led to hearing Tyronius' speech involving smaggle slaves

Witness the entire wedding ceremony without objecting