Sit through the entirety of the really annoying countdown show on TV.
Collect every trading card in the game.
Unlock every post in the Bounty Hunter forums.
Find and open every Luglox chest.
Pay your bill at Applebee's.
Obtain Creature.
Obtain Gus.
Obtain the Jetpack.
Obtain Knifey.
Obtain Lezduit.
Obtain the Mag-Boots.
Obtain Sweezy.
Watch Globo's rise to fame.
Pop 20 Grunt eyeballs.
Juggle an enemy in the air with at least 5 shots.
Defeat 9-Torg.
Defeat Douglas.
Defeat Garmantuous and take down the G3 cartel.
Defeat Dr. Giblets.
Defeat Krubis.
Defeat Nipulon.
Defeat the Skrendel Brothers.
Kill Slumsley.
Take Knifey's advice and stab Gene in the gut.
Use Sweezy to boss around the Office Moplets.
Discover the movie theater.
Unlock and explore every collectible warp base.
Spend 15 hours at the very real in-game alien strip club.
Say goodbye to Suit-O.
Discover Dr. Gurgula's hideout in the Human Haven.
Sacrifice a Gatlian other than Kenny during the fight against Garmantuous.
Complete the game with Stan's product in your inventory.
Kill 100 enemies with a fully charged ball shot.
Collect all 9 trading cards on Peroxis and Muxxalon.
Defeat Mux.
Visit every major Peroxian landmark (and report back to the tour guide!)
Find every scattered Muxxalon package.
Kill 50 enemies with Harpers glob shot.
Kill a Bloat with Knifey's new upgrade.
Grant the dying wish of a sick slug.
Find a way to make love to the Parasite Passenger.
Visit Cheeks and hang out until closing time.
Become the Riddle Master.
Take a bath with Toxxo.
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