Accelerate Brain Extract, Body Snatch, Transmog or Drain by mashing that button like you mean it

Unlock all Gene Blender upgrades

Score three perfectly-timed Anal Probes in a row

Find the hidden basketball on the moon and score a hoop with PK Slam

Try out a new look for Crypto in the Cloning Chamber

Collect all Alien Artifacts

Collect all posters

Collect all songs

Complete all odd jobs

Complete your first steps on the Path of the Sacred Crotch

Phone home

Throw a cop through a donut with PK

Use your saucer's weapons to scare human cattle out of their hidden hives on each map

Demolish a public toilet on each map

Line up three humans with the Dislocator and send them sprawling

Drop a human from the top of Albion Bridge by cancelling PK

Invade Albion

Invade Bay City

Invade Solaris

Invade Takoshima

Invade Tunguska

Destroy a tool in Bay City

Destroy a familiar-looking monster in Takoshima

Destroy the crab behind the curtain

Destroy a dastardly double agent in Albion

Destroy a majestic presence in Albion

Kill a reincarnated guru with his own body

Destroy a washed-up scammer in Takoshima

Destroy an old foe in Tunguskan ship-to-ship battle

Destroy a crusty old cryptid in Tunguska

Complete all optional mission objectives (use the Holopoxdeck if you have to)

Rifle through your Furonigami collection

Use a Furotech Reactor to purchase a capstone upgrade in the Pox Mart

Ascend Takoshima Tower

Re-visit a mission in the Holopoxdeck at a saucer landing zone

S.K.A.T.E. from Parliament to the Russian embassy without interruption

Outrun Blisk Spores with S.K.A.T.E.

S.K.A.T.E. up the road to Coit Tower without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from the Blisk dome to the base's entrance without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from the temple gates through the park to Takoshima City without interruption

S.K.A.T.E. from the landing zone near Tarkovskoye along the tracks to the East without interruption

Summon Arkvoodle and take hold of his vibrating super-weapon

Upgrade Crypto in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone

Upgrade your saucer in the Pox Mart at a saucer landing zone